No, this is not the kinda post you are thinking. That would be creepy considering. The day of posting this it is Sam Cleveland's birthday So April 2nd. I was introduced to an 11 girl. I am not going to butcher her name as I am bad at spelling things.
So, this girl comes up to me and asks if I play D&D. I was dumb founded we started talking about a whole list of random things. Chances are if I every show up dead, she did it. She told me about her desire to get into CIS type work, asked me if I knew the best poison to murder people with, told me she is pale because she has parcel that she walks around with, loves D&D, listens to 70s and 80s music and wants to dress like a 50's wife when she gets older. Totally weird girl, and the whole time I was thinking to myself, if I had a daughter her age, she would almost fit the bill of what I would want. Perhaps without the creepy murder hobo side, and eh.... idk about that music. She really reminded me of Abby from NCIS. I don't normally like kids, but she made me wish I had had a daughter. Why am I posting about this at midnight. I have no clue. Idk. Also again, if I ever go missing, she most likely did it.