Tuesday, April 2, 2019

I met an interesting girl

No, this is not the kinda post you are thinking. That would be creepy considering. The day of posting this it is Sam Cleveland's birthday So April 2nd. I was introduced to an 11 girl. I am not going to butcher her name as I am bad at spelling things.
   So, this girl comes up to me and asks if I play D&D. I was dumb founded we started talking about a whole list of random things. Chances are if I every show up dead, she did it. She told me about her desire to get into CIS type work, asked me if I knew the best poison to murder people with, told me she is pale because she has parcel that she walks around with, loves D&D, listens to 70s and 80s music and wants to dress like a 50's wife when she gets older. Totally weird girl, and the whole time I was thinking to myself, if I had a daughter her age, she would almost fit the bill of what I would want. Perhaps without the creepy murder hobo side, and eh.... idk about that music. She really reminded me of Abby from NCIS. I don't normally like kids, but she made me wish I had had a daughter. Why am I posting about this at midnight. I have no clue. Idk. Also again, if I ever go missing, she most likely did it.